Al Qaeda Now Resorting to Exploding Breast Implants
The Sun is reporting that Britain's MI5 believes women have had the plastic explosive PETN implanted into their breasts "under techniques similar to breast enhancing surgery". Too bad those crazy Al Qaeda can't channel that ingenuity into something more productive. But to make it even more outrageous, MI5 also reports explosives being implanted into mens' buttocks. I must admit, the concept of male buttock augmentation is just creepy to begin with. But now it could bring down an airliner! Apparently, our existing technology, including the naked body scanners now en vogue, can't detect these bombs. We probably won't be seeing any MRI scanners at airports any time soon, so maybe the TSA will start training their agents to do breast exams on every woman passing through, and enlist plastic surgeons to train said agents. I wouldn't put it past the bureaucrats at the TSA to propose it. We now live in a world